Whirled News Tonight

Faux discourse is smothering our country. Truth’s been wounded by greed, denial, intellectual and moral laziness, and insufficient concern for others. But as long as you can laugh, no one owns you, and the revolution lives. Laugh at your torturer, laugh at the Apocalypse. Sure the end’s near, but laughing’s a better way to go, right? Why rage against the dying of the light? Instead, pretend to whisper some last words to Mr. Death and when he bends down stick a wet tongue in his ear.

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